Pssssst! HEY YOU!.. yeah you. 👀 The one scrolling through these ecommerce profiles. The names Joe. Joe Exotic. And boy do I have an opportunity for you if you click on this profile 👆🏽
YOU DID IT! 🙌🏽
You made it to my profile page. Welcome... Can I Postmate you a coffee while I show you around here?
And don't worry, cuz I know what you're thinking. Yes, this profile page is Covid Free 😷
Just don't take my toilet paper while you're here. I'm down to my last roll 🧻
You have no idea how hard it is to get someone's attention around here with all of these great, smart ecommerce candidates that are looking to get hired by your company.
It requires a guy like me to get a little creative and break through the noise.
But you're in ecommerce, I don't have to tell you about getting attention from your customers, right?!
And now that you're here. And we're alone (since we're on quarantine ya know). I'd like to invite you to check on my actual resume to the right of your screen 👉
It's full of interesting stories and experiences of my career working in SaaS, mobile app development, media, and commerce.
A lot of what I'm seeing in commerce is a direct result of what has happened and is happening within the mobile app development space (especially the gaming industry) and SaaS.
And many commerce and SaaS companies have yet to capitalize on some of the strategies and ideas that leading companies will be using this year and beyond.
I'd be happy to have a conversation with your team to share some of these insights on how your company could benefit from them.
So what do you think? Should we set up our second date.. ugh I mean conversation?
Feel free to email me or text me (see resume) to set up a time. In the meantime, I'll be here working on this new dance. ✌️
Founded and ran the US of A's largest big cat and exotic animal zoo in Oklahoma. I ran my own online reality TV show. I also got my own Netflix series.
Some of my top songs, like "Here Kitty, Kitty" and "I Saw a Tiger" can be found on the social medias of the world. (I'm even on Spotify!)
Sold branded condoms and men's underwear to achieve 17% of Oklahoma's voter's backing.